I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
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