its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
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I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
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I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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