A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
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A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
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We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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