My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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