Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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