So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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