i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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