You really coming over, don't trick.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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