dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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