I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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