I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
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Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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