It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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