Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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