I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
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don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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