my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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