Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Someone came in the potted fern
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
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Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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