I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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