dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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