People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
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having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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