we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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