he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Randomize
