Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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