Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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