I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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