So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I smell like Dick and happiness
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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