since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Randomize
