Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
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