She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
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And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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