So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Randomize
