Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
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i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
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I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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