Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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