She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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