we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I'm always down for nudity.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
God, I missed his penis.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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