Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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