new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
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