I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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