Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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