i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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