Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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