so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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