I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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