I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
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Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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