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  Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.

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• (716): View more from New York

  angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin

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  doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?

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  bloody. ill be home soon.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.

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• (585): View more from New York

  WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Eat your greens and take your tequila shots

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