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  half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha

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• (352): View more from Florida

  You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.

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• (925): View more from California

  I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.

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• (585): View more from New York

  He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir

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  That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does

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• (438): View more from Quebec

  the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid

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