He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
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after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.