I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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