my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
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You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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