Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
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since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
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As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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