Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
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just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
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I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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