he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
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I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
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She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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