I wannas sexs uuuuu
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
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hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I wish you could order shots online.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
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The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY