Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
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So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I could fuck to npr.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
as a side note pls kill me