Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
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Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
When did we convert life to cartoon?
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As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.