my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
i out mim tonsoeep
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