I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
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Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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