He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
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I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
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No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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