But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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