Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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