He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
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I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
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WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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