People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
you inspire me to be a worse person
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
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