3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
i think im in europe. pls send help
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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