Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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