A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Can I color on your dick again?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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