I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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